Dog s*#t,(poo)

[Scunner]

quote: You wouldnt be expected to clear up after your dog or tortoise in the UK

cat or tortoise  

[minxer]

ROFL! that tortoise poo is a devil to remove! if my neighbours tortoise dropped a load of excrement in a public place i would ring the council!!! lol lol hehe hehe.... first time ive had a fit of giggles on here!!! hehe:D:D

[Rindaloo]

quote:Originally posted by Scunner

quote: You wouldnt be expected to clear up after your dog or tortoise in the UK

cat or tortoise  

Dammit, it's late.  You know what I mean....

[stoop]

Well all l can say is i'm really glad none of you dog owners live near me.

Some of your ignorance is priceless.

[tetmeister]

Nope.Enoughs enough.Followed a culprit back home last nite,waited till they were sipping a pimms and lemonade on their terrace,and laid a big boy boy down on the lil bit of lawn around their koosh.YES,YES,YES,Loo-Hoo,Sa-Her!Get over it,no.24 on Shines menu must be bio-degradable,surely??did put the garlic and coriander naan in the bin though,super absorbent!

[Rindaloo]

ROFL!  You're mad!!

[geordieboy]

quote:Originally posted by stoop

quote:Originally posted by geordieboy

Wait till they let the horses loose,then you'll see some big dumps dotted about the place,bloody hell,can those beasts dump,mountains of it.I bet one of their dumps must be the equivalent of at least 50 dog dumps. In fact Titmeister you,ve given me a project for the coming winter months,I'me going to undertake an in depth survey upon the climatic,environmental differences between horse poo and dog poo.
For instance,does a horse dump contribute more to climate warming than a dog dump,this is a question that needs an answer,and as far as I know has never been answered,but I shall address it to the best of my ability.
So,if anybody round Ovacik in the coming winter months comes across a figure with a sack,shovel,set of scales,thermometer,you'll know its me doing my project.As all serious research projects [ sadly in my case not Government funded]must have a fancy acronym I've decided mine should be PUSS.If anybody is interested in assisting me in PUSS  let me know.
To offset any expenses incurred in my research I shall be selling bags of horse poo at 10 TL a bag,buyer collects.

what a waste of energy that will be. you cannot seriously believe that drivel surely?

What energy and drivel.[?]

[Old Daffodil]

Went for a meal and a walk in Fethiye and Calis the other night. Where do all the dogs there come from?  As you walk along from the back of the Carrefour to the farthest part of the Kordon there are dogs roaming and also near some of the Calis restaurants. They are roaming free and sometimes fighting. Are these stray dogs or are they owned by anyone?

[Rindaloo]

I wouldn't mind betting some are owned, but given the freedom to roam.

Our adopted street dog was very appreciative of the food, but still expected her freedom.  It was quite a (expensive) job to confine her.  Every effort we made was met with her discovering a new way out.  In the end a bee did us a favour (we think) and stung her as she forced her way through the honeysuckle.  She hasn't escaped since...

[minxer]

quote:Originally posted by tetmeister

Nope.Enoughs enough.Followed a culprit back home last nite,waited till they were sipping a pimms and lemonade on their terrace,and laid a big boy boy down on the lil bit of lawn around their koosh.YES,YES,YES,Loo-Hoo,Sa-Her!Get over it,no.24 on Shines menu must be bio-degradable,surely??did put the garlic and coriander naan in the bin though,super absorbent!

i take it you ran out of plastic bags then!:D