My-ding-a-ling

[Highlander]

A very good friend gave me this as a Christmas present.





But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.

[dreamon]

quote:Originally posted by Highlander
my wrist is getting quite sore.

Answers on a postcard please !! :

[puma]

i think the missus has pinch your clanger  

[Gorgeous_bird]

maybe you need a bigger donger?

[Scunner]

Are you sure you have it the right way round? A big red bell end should normally do the trick.

[Highlander]

ladies (not you dreamon), I'm genuinely shocked. If I think about it, you may be both correct, although I'd need a very, very long memory to be able to confirm if Puma is right.

But no matter, either of you have been good enough to offer a solution. Given that the bell isn't working, and might, just might be a tad presumptious anyway, what advice would you (or anyone else) offer to "relieve" the situation

[bewva]

quote:But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.

Grasp the long black shaft with a firm grip in one hand and shake vigouously:D

[Highlander]

We are on a very, very dangerous course here Scunner, but, from what I've heard, I would have thought that the long black thing would have been an attraction.

[Highlander]

quote:Originally posted by bewva

quote:But it doesn't seeem to be working. I would be grateful if anyone could tell me how to get it working as my wrist is getting quite sore.

Grasp the long black shaft with a firm grip in one hand and shake vigouously:D

Is that a suggestion for me or a close relation of mine

[Scunner]

Each to their own H