Let me give you my theory.
You have a problem with Clare, you signed up under an alias so you could be rude to her, you are not experienced in the data you leave behind when you do so, you got caught out, you made up a cock and bull story about a brother to hide your blushes. You aren't the first and you won't be the last.
You claim you don't know peecee, why would your "brother" on a temporary visit choose her from 6000 members to "wind up"?
It was you, admit it and don't let it happen again. You have ruined this light hearted topic and if you can't simmer down you'll be going the same way as your mythical brother. If you don't like the way we monitor this forum, find another - CBF is not compulsory.