An opening post as a newcomer to a forum is often a brief introduction, sometimes a question but never telling someone to "get a life". If you think it is acceptable to enter a public place for the first time in that "tongue in cheek" way, walk into a pub you have never been in before and tell the regulars to "get a life". Remember to ask the nurses to post the photos of your injuries on CBF for us all to have a "tongue in cheek" giggle.
Nobody that opens their CBF account with that sort of message will be staying. Does anyone seriously want to argue with that?