Author Topic: childrens jokes (Read 1625 times)

heatherhanum · « **on:** March 04, 2011, 20:26:54 PM »

Can anyone tell me some jokes which I can tell my 6 year old grandson. He particularly likes the kind that go why did the chicken cross the road. I only know one joke and he thinks it's so funny he keeps asking me for more but I dont know any.

KKOB · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:34:45 PM »

If you just Google "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" you'll get hundreds of hits. Some of them are rubbish and the rest are just cr4p.

Scunner · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:39:10 PM »

Not when you are 6 KKOB. Don't you remember the 1920s?

heatherhanum · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:44:57 PM »

No KKOB they are all rubbish and I don't just want why did the chick but other like this one. Why was the washing machine dirty? because he took the pee out of the pants. Thats the one that had my grandson rolling on the floor laughing.

Scunner · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:45:51 PM »

What's pink and hangs out your underpants?

Your mum!

Steve (redding43) · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:53:01 PM »

What do you get if you sit under a cow
A pat on the head

Which bird do you eat with every meal
A swallow

What do you call a reindeer that can't see
No idea (no eye deer)

What is a rabbits favourite music
Hip hop

2 packets of crisps walking down the road
A guy stops in a car and says 'want a lift'
They said 'no thanks were walkers'

All courtesy of my son

Scunner · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:55:38 PM »

Steve Redding, a true pro!

Steve (redding43) · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2011, 20:57:02 PM »

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head
Doug

What do you call a man with no shovel on his head
Douglas

Scunner · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2011, 21:00:07 PM »

What do you call a man in the sea with no arms or legs

Bob

Scunner · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2011, 21:01:25 PM »

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head

Cliff

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