We were in Thailand some years back
I was chased by a hairy bloke in a mini skirt through the bar area.
I was nearly knocked down by a passing TUT TUT.
A very pretty girl suggested we get together. She preferred older blokes as "only bang bang once a night and she could get some sleep". When I pointed out I was married and Sue was on the other side of the table, she said no problem for two of us.
Like the best News of the World" reporter, we made our excuses and left.
Hugh