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Offline cheers

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Re: I’m fed up living in the UK.
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2012, 19:46:45 PM »
Just do what they all do George and pretend you can't speak English   ;)

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« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2012, 05:23:39 AM »
Just do what they all do George and pretend you can't speak English     ;)

No Liverpool jokes please

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« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2012, 10:02:15 AM »
Sigh, came home from the Pub the other day and found wife in tears, I said "what's wrong?"

"I'm homesick" she said. I replied "this is your home"

"I know" she said, "and I'm sick of it!"  ;D

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« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2012, 21:12:01 PM »
Yes but you don't live in the UK so you aren't allowed to use him :D

I am now, according to a newspaper report I read today, the government has ruled that all GPs must treat foreign tourists, visitors and illegal immigrants. Apparently this is in fear of contravening anyone's human rights !

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« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2012, 14:13:28 PM »
What! You mean my GP has to buy foreign tourists, visitors, and illegal immigrants a pint??? He hasnt
ever bought me one at the Old Boathouse!  Oh, ahh not that sort of treat, right!

Well, if you read it in a newsspaper -- it must be tue ---------------------- :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: I’m fed up living in the UK.
« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2012, 17:08:47 PM »

I am now, according to a newspaper report I read today, the government has ruled that all GPs must treat foreign tourists, visitors and illegal immigrants. Apparently this is in fear of contravening anyone's human rights !

But you are not a foreign tourist or foreign visitor or illegal immigrant - so he still doesn't need to treat you  ;)

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« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2012, 17:16:51 PM »
OK John, I see your point, my post was based on a report in a National Newspaper and your dismal was based on ? 

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« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2012, 17:18:26 PM »

I am now, according to a newspaper report I read today, the government has ruled that all GPs must treat foreign tourists, visitors and illegal immigrants. Apparently this is in fear of contravening anyone's human rights !

But you are not a foreign tourist or foreign visitor or illegal immigrant - so he still doesn't need to treat you    ;)

So what am I ? ( this could be hurtful )

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« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2012, 17:20:42 PM »
I'm just pulling your leg but technically you aren't actually any of the things you have mentioned  :)

I guess you are a Legal Emigrant?

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« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2012, 18:26:32 PM »
I'm an Alien, an Illegal Alien, I'm an Englishmen in ... Wigan, Calis, Bangkok, Hong Kong ...... It's quite easy to understand the rules, apart from in the place with the world famous pier




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