Long Term Rentals Needed - Tenants are waiting

[badger]

And in the safe of certain estate agents (now evicted for non payment of rent).

   

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

Scunner, have you actually seen someone...actually holding one.....actually with your own eyes???  I would, again....actually..... die! 

[Scunner]

Most people on here would confirm I have, yes. It was quite blurred though, what with it being a tad too close to focus on.

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

You are, as they say down south "putting me on!"  OMG!!

[Shamless2]

PMSL!

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

Please don't laugh.....I'm bricking it!! Honest. I'm going to hire a servant when I'm there. Don't tell me they'd have a shooter too!   

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

I can just imagine when I tell more of my friends that I'm going out there for so long.  " Ehh, why are you going for that long?"    "To get wasted!"    "Why? You don't even really drink?"   "I know stooopid....I don't mean that sort of wasted!!"

[Anne]

rofl
You'll have a ball Mrs, stop worrying

[marina]

I can just imagine when I tell more of my friends that I'm going out there for so long.  " Ehh, why are you going for that long?"    "To get wasted!"    "Why? You don't even really drink?"   "I know stooopid....I don't mean that sort of wasted!!"

Stoppit Hyacinth!!      You'll be absolutely fine.  We've never seen anyone with a gun in 11 years of coming to Calis.   Mind you, there's always a first time!!   

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

If you could see me now!!  In spite of my genuine fear of guns I'm laughing so much right now that the tears are trickling down my legs!