Overheard on Calis Beach

[Menthol]

[Anne]

 

[marina]

That's good  - and very true if all the ladies of a certain age (about my age!) we saw in May sporting large tattoos is anything to go by!   :

[Hamlet]

Heard last month along the prom, (in a female Essex voice), 'Ere Dave, look, they got kebabs 'ere just like at 'ome.

[Menthol]

Heard last month along the prom, (in a female Essex voice), 'Ere Dave, look, they got kebabs 'ere just like at 'ome.

Bet when they ate them they declared they weren't as good as the 'real ones' in Essex. 

[stoop]

That's like the guy who used to come into our office who didn't like Portugal because he couldn't get decent English food ...........Chinese and Indian!

I despair sometimes I really do  

[Scunner]

I sat at the end if a bar in Calis, all anonymous and quiet. Then I overheard a woman telling her friend "I don't go in the forum, it's just a load of s**t"

[stoop]

How did she know?

 

[Scunner]

It is an amazing freak of nature Stoop, that the people who claim to never go on the forum always seem to be the first to know what is being discussed on it

[angela]

well she is right quite a lot of the time who ever she is