1: None of them because they're all corrupt barstewards only looking out for themselves!
2: Eddie Murphy, guaranteed to laugh my (new Xmas) socks off with him around.
3: Mohammed Ali, simply the greatest sporting legend ever.
4: Jeff Dunham, of course he would have to bring his pal Achmed along too!
5: Sir Robert Nesta Marley, both for his entertainment value & the fact I would love to hear "his" story as opposed to everyone elses story of him.
6: Has to be Lancie Boy, guaranteed a spot on bit of grub, plenty of "tales" & his lovely wife Irina would keep us supplied with JD
