Well if we are going to have referenda (see that and I didn't even go to grammar school
) let's try the following subjects:
Public floggings for crooked bankers, 20 lashes a day maximum, for the duration of their minimum 10 years with no parole prison sentence. See I am a liberal. We should also introduce retrospective legislation too for historical banking abuse
Return of the stocks for tax dodgers given firm jail sentences, five days in the public stocks and 1 day off. Stocks to be placed near public areas, to ensure maximum benefit for the hard working people on PAYE.
Re-introduction of the rack for failed senior HMRC officials and Civil Servants.
Re-introduction of the birch for anyone caught wearing skin tight trousers showing their underpants and/or arse, or worse still men over forty wearing a baseball cap backwards.
Liberal application of clips round the ears or kicks up the 'arris - without fear of prosecution - for the new offence of using the words like 'kinda' or 'you know what I mean' or calling a celebrity by their first name e.g. Simon (for that arse Cowel) as if you are amongst their close circle of mates.
Re-introduction of banishment - like we used to Botany bay etc. - for failed PC local government officials (elected or executive) only modernise it by sending them to failed states like Somalia, Nigeria, Syria, Libya and of course those well known regime change destinations Afghanistan and Iraq.
That's enough refernda for now.
