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Offline stoop

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Re: Optician
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2015, 17:28:23 PM »
Maggie went to the "opticians" just over the bridge in Çalis as one of her screws had come loose.

The "optician" took them into the back room and after hammering and mumbling for about ten minutes he returned having put a screw in that would have held a car wing on!

He charged us 10lira and when she took them into Tesco they couldn't believe what he'd done.

"Optician"? I don't think so!



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Re: Optician
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2015, 17:35:53 PM »
Maggie went to the "opticians" just over the bridge in Çalis as one of her screws had come loose.


Mrs KKOB has had a loose screw for years but even I wouldn't be silly enough to take her to an opticians for a cure.  ;)

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Re: Optician
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2015, 18:20:43 PM »
I got my Varifocals from Tesco. Designer frames as well. Also got a free pair of Varifocal sunglasses. However, I didn't realise they were designer frames until reading this thread today. I don't care what name is on them as long as I can see through the buggers!!!

I also think somebody on here needs dumping in room 101 :o

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Re: Optician
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2015, 19:13:10 PM »
I also think somebody on here needs dumping in room 101 :o

Who on earth could you mean ?  ;)

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Re: Optician
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2015, 20:09:58 PM »
I happen to know that my friend Mr Skinner is very choosy as to who goes into Room 101.  ;D

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Re: Optician
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2015, 13:53:20 PM »
so that's what Jacqui Harvey looks like des? been actually trying to meet and maybe even buy here a drink. ( tight Scotsman). lol. will be in lees bar on Friday night your majesty if your still in calis.

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Re: Optician
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2015, 16:33:23 PM »
 if  you do get to meet her Jack, tell her you,re a shareholder in M & S. you will get 50% of  underpants for a year.  ;)  :)  :)

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Re: Optician
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2015, 21:25:17 PM »
so disappointed des. my date wasn't there. lol. maybe some day. underpants mate??????????????

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Re: Optician
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2015, 21:57:51 PM »
Ooh Des! 'Underpants' ? so not cool!   ;)

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Re: Optician
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2015, 00:56:03 AM »
Can you even buy underpants these days? :D





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