OK - I admit - I'm bored.
The following are printed on the headstones of "famous" peolple. Any suggestions...
1. Everybody loves somebody sometime - Film Star
2. I am ready to meet my Maker - Politician
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.
3. A Genius of Comedy His Talent Brought Joy
and Laughter to All the World - Comedian
4. Workers of all lands unite
The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to change it - Revolutionary
5. Alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long-broken ern,
For his mourners will be outcast men,
And outcasts always mourn - Author and Poet
6. To save your world you asked this man to die:
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why? - Anon
7. The best is yet to come - Singer
8. A gentle man and a gentleman - Sportsman