Author Topic: A Stiffness in my Shorts (Read 3908 times)

Scunner · « **on:** July 29, 2007, 21:55:41 PM »

The sea must have been really salty today, my shorts are rock hard, like the little guy's in Ain't Half Hot Mum.

What did you think I meant lol

laffa · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2007, 21:57:56 PM »

:)Nothing, honest, just going to tell you to ease up on the starch.

tinkerman · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2007, 21:58:10 PM »

I thought your brandy had frozen over

number2 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:32:07 AM »

Has rigor metaxa set in. Alan

cef · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2007, 06:21:33 AM »

:

I was going to suggest using Sea Salt

but I see you already did

[?] Just the Shorts then

:P:D

Twin Bee · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2007, 09:14:33 AM »

You are supposed to swallow the viagara, not wash your clothes in it!

laffa · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:01:51 AM »

:)He did swallow the viagra, he thought he would sound hard,

sannyrut · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:32:28 AM »

I thought it would be Cialis in Calis.

Crabbit · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2007, 20:09:06 PM »

Was it the flowery pair you lent me on our last boat trip ?
If so, I know the reason.

Scunner · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2007, 21:34:48 PM »

No, and they weren't flowers, they were palm trees.

First time a palm other than yours has been in that area for a while, I bet.