Tongue in Cheek - Maybe!
Scunner's away, the mods are at play,
Andi f they don't agree with what you say,
They'll lock it.
If the thread's new or old,
Whether it is weak or it's bold,
They may lock it.
If your barman moves on,
But it doesn't please Ron,
He'll lock it.
If you like Nil's soup,
But it doesn't suit Stoop,
He'll lock it.
If you choose the Shine,
But for Seviyorum it's a bad time,
She'll lock it.
If Mavism wants her say,
Don't disagree in any way,
They'll just lock it.