Don't Shake Hands With a Northerner

[Colwyn]

"Northern folk are officially dirtier than southerners, according to new research.

A study found that the hands of people from the north of England were up to three times more likely to be contaminated with toilet bugs."

The Press Association (15 October 2008)
http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5gJyyKbN_cXwe7U85hdPR96LI37Ug