The Talking Turkey
Be nice to your turkeys this Christmas
Cos turkeys just wanna have fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
And every turkey has a mum.
Be nice to your turkeys this Christmas
Don't eat it, keep it alive.
It could be your mate, and not on your plate
Say "Yo Turkey, I'm on your side!"
I've got loads of friends who are turkeys
And all of them fear Christmas time
They wanna enjoy it, say humans destroyed it,
and humans are out of their minds!
Yeah, I got loads of friends who are turkeys,
They all have a right to a life,
Not to be caged up and genetically made up
By any farmer and his wife.
Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop.
Can you imagine a nice young turkey saying
"I cannot wait for de chop!"
Turkeys like getting presents,
They wanna watch Christmas tv.
Turkeys have brains, and turkeys feel pain
In many ways, like you and me.
I once knew a turkey called .......... Turkey,
He said "Benji, explain to me please
Who put the turkey in Christmas
And what happens to Christmas trees?"
I said "I am not too sure Turkey
But its nothing to do with Christ Mass.
Humans get greedy and waste more than need be
And business men make loadsa cash".
Be nice to your turkey this Christmas
Invite them indoors for some greens.
Let them eat cake, and let them partake
In a plate of organic grown beans.
Be nice to your turkey this Christmas
And spare them the cut of the knife
Join Turkeys United, and they'll be delighted
And you will make new friends FOR LIFE!
