I don't know if I'll ever see my Bro-in-Law ever again.... today at a family lunch for my Mums Birthday, he shared his 'Thought of the day' with us all
:D
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll make a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any cr*p, be ready to receive a ton of it back 
:D[^]
