Author Topic: Todays smoking ban! (Read 19869 times)

kanga · « **Reply #60 on:** July 24, 2009, 01:45:02 AM »

whats a resuturant?
are you on the drink like me
ive been trying to type this for 2 hours

ohhhh god the ;power of alcohol[:X]

starman™ · « **Reply #61 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:53:14 AM »

Am I missing something? Is there a fart ban now in Calis? How is it policed? People go around with corks?

turkeytim · « **Reply #62 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:25:21 AM »

I started farting when I was 16,but managed to give up 4 years ago,I have never felt better,I am glad that Turkey has introduced a farting ban,as it can only be good for the entire population.

kevin3 · « **Reply #63 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:35:06 AM »

Turkeytim.How much money have you saved since you stopped farting???
I'm trying to get my missus to stop.

starman™ · « **Reply #64 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:25:04 AM »

I think I heard from somewhere that the biggest contribution to global warming and climate change is farting. When you take into account all the cows, goats, whales, dogs and the 6 billion odd people (turkeytim excluded as he has given up) maybe we should start farting bans and fine anyone that farts as they are doing more damage to the envoirement then smokers.

bewva · « **Reply #65 on:** July 24, 2009, 12:29:57 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by starmanTM

Am I missing something? Is there a fart ban now in Calis? How is it policed? People go around with corks?

No they have re introduced the men who used to go around lighting the pre war gas lights with a flame on a big stick.

laffa · « **Reply #66 on:** July 24, 2009, 17:56:29 PM »

How can they detect a fart if it has slippers on, and does'nt smell.

turkeytim · « **Reply #67 on:** July 24, 2009, 20:22:14 PM »

Starman,to hear a goat fart, is truly frightening.

kevin3 · « **Reply #68 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:46:58 AM »

No kid-ding.Bleating hell,I did'nt know that.
How the flock did you find that out.??

xxbilleigh-joxx · « **Reply #69 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:49:27 AM »

don't encourage fines for farters...

it could end up costing me a fortune

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