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Offline Highlander

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« on: August 13, 2009, 22:35:52 PM »
CoIwyn's recent reply in the "Grumpy Old Men Section" reminded me of a topic I intended to post awhile ago when I remembered Scunner's humorous post sometime ago about writing a book.

So, imagine that you have enough time on your hands and that some publisher has given you not only a £ 100,000.00 advance, but also the services of a ghost writer, if needed.

What would your book be, fiction or non-fiction, what would the subject matter be and what catchy title would you give it to attract the discerning CBF reader (assume such a person exists).

(PS Ghosts is not an acceptable answer if you use a ghost writer).

Or would you care to suggest a book which another member might like to write.
 
Here's one I thought might want to bury your nose in on a dark winter's night






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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 22:46:12 PM »
I would have to write a travel book but only after I had dones loads of research using the money provided. 8)

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 23:29:54 PM »
H.Is that book a biography of Laffa's Kenny??

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 17:18:43 PM »
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Originally posted by kevin3

H.Is that book a biography of Laffa's Kenny??

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What give you that idea Kevin ;).

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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 17:23:51 PM »
There's also a biography of you H


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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 19:57:17 PM »
My fourth book will be published in a few weeks time. It will be non-fiction (like the other three), of no interest whatsoever to CBF members discerning or otherwise (nor to the overwhelming majority of the rest of the world), will make me no momey, and prove conclusively that I cannot write a best seller.

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 20:05:08 PM »
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Originally posted by Colwyn

My fourth book will be published in a few weeks time. It will be non-fiction (like the other three), of no interest whatsoever to CBF members discerning or otherwise (nor to the overwhelming majority of the rest of the world), will make me no momey, and prove conclusively that I cannot write a best seller.



OK Colwyn, I'll be the first to ask. What's the title or am I being wound up (not for the firt or last time on here I suppose)

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 20:10:05 PM »
I think I'll wait for the musical

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 20:56:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Scunner

I think I'll wait for the musical



I`d pay to see that, but only if it`s on at the Theatr Colwyn, Abergele Road, Colwyn Bay.  :D





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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 00:52:55 AM »
:D H, thats boss, well done,
by the way, i am going to write a book about Calis, and call it Topic Unlocked.:P




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