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Offline geordieboy

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« on: September 08, 2009, 12:06:47 PM »
For some reason I've found this season pretty stressful,and I've been toying with the idea of getting some help in for next year,I hasten to add that this is not an advert,just a feeler to see if its a viable venture.
As you can see from the header I was thinking of a female helper,I do'nt know whether that is sexist or PC,and to be honest I do'nt care,the reason being I do'nt want some hairy arse round here smoking all my tabs and drinking all my beer.
The colour,creed,age,race of the lady is totally irrelevant,as long as she's a willing worker,of a cheerful disposition,is not a soap freak and has no little screamies in tow.
Her job,to be brief,is keep the pool maintained,walk the dogs,do the garden,clean the house,keep the vehicles clean and maintained,drive me to and from the pub,nothing too strenuous.
The most important thing is,that when the beer reinforcements arrive
is to bring the cold ones forward in the fridge,and place the new arrivals at the back,nothing worse than getting out of the pool,going to the fridge and rooting around for a cold one:(
Now for the sticky question of money,I thought perhaps 100TL a week sounded reasonable,she could give me the money weekly or monthly,not a problem.
As I said at the beginning,this is not an advert,I'me just putting the feelers out,any constructive suggestions or thoughts would be welcome. :)




Offline jay01

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 13:05:12 PM »
LOL, nice try, you have more chance of training your dogs to walk themselves.  You had my interest untill the point of refilling the fridge and running around after you.

Got rid of one of them few yrs back would not be overly interested in taking on another liability.  :D

Offline lmaddy

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 14:19:18 PM »
In your dreams!!!!
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 14:19:30 PM by lmaddy »

Offline pookie

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 14:28:10 PM »
:D:Dwhat planet are you on Geordieboy.  

Speaking as an HR consultant - i think you and me need a chat..... ;):D: :)

Offline amanda bullock

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 15:09:22 PM »
:D ha ha ha

Offline marina

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 15:21:04 PM »
Haha!  Great post!  

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Offline kevin3

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 18:54:45 PM »
You'll be flooded out with offers geordieboy.Just be a bit choosey,no scrag ends.    :)

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 18:59:56 PM »
Best laugh I've had this week ...keep us posted about any applicants for the job.....wont hold my breath though

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 19:25:02 PM »
You have really had a very good dream Geordieboy...almost impossible I would have thought!.....very humourous...a nice post....just what is needed:D

Offline julesbob0303

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 20:10:07 PM »
I'm a bit fed up - think I'll apply.  Need to make a few changes first though ............................  :D

Great post   :)




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