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Offline Scunner

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« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2009, 12:35:32 PM »
Another mystery

I understand why email spammers may think I want viagra, an Eastern European bride and expensive software really cheap.

But why do so many think I want to buy a watch? :D



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« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2009, 12:59:09 PM »
cos you're a perv.:D: :)
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« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2009, 13:28:02 PM »
Do pervs wear watches then Baz :D

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« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2009, 15:55:31 PM »
Why on Turkish television can I watch a lot of violent films ,Saw 4 last week, murders and sex scenes,
but I cant watch someone having a fag cause its pixilated:D,
if I could watch it I probably wouldn't notice:D

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« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2009, 22:15:13 PM »
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Originally posted by heather07

quote:
Originally posted by dreamon

Anybody noticed,at weekends, the whole country is being run by 16 year olds, none of whom can operate a till. :D



All newly trained and wanting to know if you have had a good day.   Like they care.: :)





Watch what you say. Sometimes we do care. :P

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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2009, 22:37:15 PM »
you always care:D

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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2009, 22:39:07 PM »
In Tesco, they always ask if I need help with packing. I do, but I say no.

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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2009, 03:24:37 AM »
No offence TW grumpy old woman tongue in cheek remark.  Met some lovely teenagers at the tills.  Also met some who would rather be in their bed though ;)

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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2009, 11:34:55 AM »
Haha, well if it's something like 8-10 in the morning, then most would want to be in bed definately. That's why I'm looking for waitressing work  ;)

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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2010, 16:28:45 PM »
Why there isn't a single public toilet open along the 148 mile coastal route from Aberdeen to his house in the Highlands.

Brought a whole new meaning to being bladdered.




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