Sooo funny Lance!
Why do things like this only happen to certain people ALL the time?
I am nicknamed Mrs Bean at work, I am so accident prone!!
2 weeks ago I was watching a film, kept putting off going to loo, as you do!
When I did go, I washed my hands, dropped towel on floor, but because I was rushing, ( I went in advert time)I bent down so quicly I misjudged distance and cracked my head on the sink! An egg grew on my forehead immediately! Bit of a headache that night, but was ok.
Next day, goes to work, neck stiff and sore, blurred vision and tingling down right arm, yes, mild concussion!!
This week, at A&E again, was rushing into work, bumped into a pillar, broke 2 of my fingers!
This morning, got up at 6, made a brew, picked it up and knocked it against the microwave! It spilt all over worktop, floor and into 4 drawers, had to clean them all out at that time of the morning!
Always walking into things, always full of bruises! Get really fed up of it!
Oh, ordered car tax online and forgot to change address so it's gone to wrong house!
BIG probs getting my flights sorted this morning!
And answered the phone to a customer today, instead of, Thank you for calling Tesco mobile, I said 'Turkey mobile'!!
OMG! Mrs Bean
