Well here goes went to market bought some turkey breast (hindi)looking forward to it left cafe pazar early to do my nice roast dinner or so i thought ,anyway its only 10 days since we have had full power electric on our site past 7 years you put oven on max for half an hour and if your lucky the temp will reach about 150 deg so thinking of this i took turkey out and it was cooked okay magic.
Potatoes were in with roast radish and celeriac first time i have roasted these forgot about oven temp half hour later went to check oven it was up to max 250 deg well that lot i could have used as furniture casters ,put my fresh broad beans in micro wave in plastic in small plastic Turkish container ,tested them okay at least i have something to go with my turkey picked tray up Bloody thing fell apart nice mess in the microwave anyway dinner turned out ok thank Christ Sundays over .
Today went to get my money out from one bank and change to another no prob now Ha went upstairs in finans like Kew gardens up there sure my bread grew half an inch ,come for my money please downstairs right p....d off i only waited 15 mins to see her ,so off i go get my ticket 15 mins later get to desk you have to go to end desk thanks very Much 10 min later got seen got money ,thats it for today how wrong i was ,went to pay council tax they were shut 20 mins later all done ,i need a drink now even efes would be good so off to cafe pazar or so i thought went in T.V.shop look around came out walked up the road to my newly taxed car ,and i couldnt find it 3 times went up road could not find it ,its been nicked or towed away s..t so off to police station to find where they took it yer you guessed it hadn't got a clue ,after a few calls still nothing i am now pulling what hair i have left out got cab back to cafe pazar 20tl bloody robber and that was residents rate Ha.got my mate to get his wife who is Turkish to ring the nick up come back they say ,go down again not in compound go look again bloody moron i thought looked three times whats he think i am some retard shut up till the end went round compound nothing ,going back to nick went up one way road my mate said whats your number plate i didn't know his wife said what it was and he said isn't that your car there ,Christ i had been looking in wrong part of road thought i had parked further up after 9tl parking ticket got my car who bloody ray,went back to cafe pazar there was only about 20 i knew there im not going say the names i was called think im going to live in Thai Land im jinxed in turkey im staying in bed the rest of this week sorry it was so long but have to go think i smell my toad in the hole burning Ha ha.
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