Once upon a time over 900,000 people were either holidaying or carrying out business in the northern hemisphere of the globe, the day eventually came for them to board a flight and head for their home countries; whilst another 900,000 people were eagerly and excitedly preparing to board flights to far off lands.
Unbeknown to the lower minions the powers of the world were in deep discussion after receiving a coded threat against all flights flying European air space, this threat was carried out by the
terrorist splinter group of CBF. The higher powers not wishing to panic 2million people decided in their wisdom to cancel all flights making europe a no fly zone.orld wide high ministers got together in secret discussions, when Bozo1 came up with a brilliant idea.
Bozo1 " look here old chaps, that volcano in Iceland, the one with the funny name, been erupting for the last monthis there anyway we can use it to our end?"
Bozo2 "Jolly good call Bozo1, expected sunami will do the trick"
Bozo3"Um not sure joe public will fall for that one, why not tell them it may cause toxic rain endangering flight?"
Bozo4"um, that could panic ground lubbers, "
Bozo5"I have a spiffing idea, we tell joe public the smoke from the volcano is causing adverse visibility"!
Bozo1"brilliant, one problem, why would that ground all flights"?
Bozo2
"I may have the solution Bozos, it is a large ash cloud and drifting, covering all europe, it has happened before on smaller scale"
Bozo3"Fantastic, we can also have planes and helicopters flying round the volcano taking photos to prove the eruption, they will all fall for it"
And so the wheels by the European Bozos will be put into motion.
It suddenly occurred to one of the Bozos of the looming elections, "I need every vote, with all those voters stranded we need to get them back, I know lets use the Royal Navy, they are doing nothing better than looking for Sea Pirates"
Now there hangs a tale.
Cynical Loz
Trust no-one,
(Or maybe the new medication is kicking in!)
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