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Offline Highlander

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« on: September 01, 2010, 13:23:44 PM »
If it's not considered irreverent, I thought it might be fun to come up with some additions to the ten commandments. My first two would be

Thou shalt not covert celebrity for it's own sake

and

Thou shalt not watch Big Brother




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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 13:45:39 PM »
Thou shalt not tell tourists that Ayran is fresh milk.

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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 13:49:46 PM »
Thou shalt not evaluate a restaurant entirely on the price of it's Efes :D

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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 15:42:46 PM »

 
quote:
Thou shalt not evaluate a restaurant entirely on the price of it's Efes



That would make captjon a non-believer then.

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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 15:55:45 PM »
Let's burn him

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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 16:33:19 PM »

What, at the STEAK:D

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 16:44:58 PM »
Only if it is part of a 3 course stake with one Efes included.

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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 17:02:55 PM »
we'll sizzle his koftas

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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 17:43:55 PM »
thou shalt not stray off topic ;)

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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 18:29:31 PM »
thou shalt not share a room with your driver, then promote him to a personal adviser at a cost to the taxpayer, to do a job he is not qualified for.




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