The results are in

[Highlander]

Further to my thread "Big Knockers", I can tell you that the results are in and I can annouce that......

.....OVERLONG PAUSE FOR EFFECT 'A LA' STRICTLY AND OTHERS....

I'm bent and suffering from old age.

I have always had a tendancy towards the first but have asked for a second opinion on the later.

PS Forum members who do not possess a medical degree should refrain from providing that opinion if at all possible.

[Jim Fraser]

When you say "bent" in what context do you mean?

[Colwyn]

quote:Originally posted by Jim Fraser

When you say "bent" in what context do you mean?

In the context of a man who drinks Kahlua (with an accent of the "u").

[Highlander]

Jim - I don't believe there is anything wrong in getting in touch with my feminine side now and again.

[mike A]

quote:Originally posted by Highlander

Jim - I don't believe there is anything wrong in getting in touch with my feminine side now and again.

The last time I tried she slapped me  

[Highlander]

Jim - I'd better come clean and explain that it's my spine that's bent from Pott's disease.

[heather07]

Just looked that up H.  Sounds nasty.  Will you need surgery?

[Highlander]

My sincere apologies if I've mislead you Heather and anyone else.

The bend in my spine is getting worse as I get older. I did have surgery but many, many years ago and I spent a far length of time in hospital.

That's a very long story, episodes from which I may bore you all with. What I will say for now is that I had some hilarious times in hospital.

[Jim Fraser]

OK Highlander - I can sympathise with you on that -
Do you get a bit of relief from it when in the heat.

[laffa]

 :)No Jim, only when he is on heat,
hope your feeling good H, see the BP is ok.