I'm overhearing odd conversations between my kids...
(Coming From TV)...and it's hoped that the miners will be discharged from hospital soon"...
Twin 1: "What is discharged?"
Twin 2: "It means they won't have to pay"
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(Coming from TV, Family Fortunes)...Name a domestic pet...
Twin 1: "Why do they say pets are 'domestic'?"
Twin 2: "It means they can stare for a long time without blinking"
Yes, at least the first one has a logic to it.