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Offline Scunner

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« on: October 16, 2010, 20:08:29 PM »
I'm overhearing odd conversations between my kids...

(Coming From TV)...and it's hoped that the miners will be discharged from hospital soon"...

Twin 1: "What is discharged?"
Twin 2: "It means they won't have to pay"

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(Coming from TV, Family Fortunes)...Name a domestic pet...

Twin 1: "Why do they say pets are 'domestic'?"
Twin 2: "It means they can stare for a long time without blinking"

Yes, at least the first one has a logic to it.



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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 13:54:07 PM »
could you get an explanation for number 2 please, I'm some what confused by that one !!:D:D

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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2010, 08:20:28 AM »
Me too

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 11:49:39 AM »
Why when kids say "cant find it" the parents say where did you lose it????????
And the classic "do you want a smack"??????????????

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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2010, 13:42:25 PM »
Methinks you are on the wrong thread, Mr. bricklayer!
'Stupid questions' is in a different place on this here Forum,
Gordy. [:o)]

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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2010, 13:46:31 PM »
Yes I think his post was meant for {A Link to an old CBF topic was here - no longer available}38030




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