Here is a seasonal one, from my anthology, I thought that I might share it with you, hope you don't mind.
The Saga of the Christmas Pud.
I looked down, at my Christmas pud and thought to myself, 'By that looks good,
I poured some brandy on the top and ignited it with a gentle pop,
The flame burned blue but not for long and I thought that I'd done something wrong,
So I got the brandy and tried againbut to my dismay it was the same,
Third time lucky, i cried aloud, this time the fire did me proud,
This time the flames were tall and bright and set to burn until the night,
Then I got a feeling of alarm, the dining room was getting warm,
So up I jumped and called my spouse, this puds setting fire to our house,
'Call the fire brigade and get outside, you are a pyromaniac', she cried,
'It's the pudding and not me to blame' and that is when the firemen came,
The fire chief said, 'You'll never learn', as we stood and watched the building burn,
'You'll think twice in future and that is good beacuase you'll just sit down and eat your pud'.
