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Offline gunna

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The Time Machine
« on: January 28, 2011, 14:36:52 PM »
Julia Gillard, the prime minister of Australia and David Cameron, her britsh counterpart, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years ahead.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Julia goes first "what will Australia be like in 100 years time"

The machine whirrs and bleeps and goes into action and gives a print out, she reads it out,

"The country is in good hands under a new prime minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy, there are no worries.

David thinks "its not bad this machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "what will Great Britain be like in 100 years time"?

The machine whirrs and bleeps and goes into action, and he gets a print out.

But he just staring at it

"come on david " says julia, "what does it say"

David replies, "I buggered if know ! it's all in Arabic!"

Offline GordonA

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The Time Machine
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 18:57:03 PM »
Might not be too far wrong Chris, but I think Polish or Pashtun might be favourite!!  ;):D
Gordy.




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