Broken remote

[loz]

Anyone know how to mend a remote?  the loud to quiet button is not working

[Scunner]

Can't you just give him a tenner and send him in the direction of the pub?

[Highlander]

Can't see him being lost down the side of the sofa

Sorry Loz - I don;t know the answer to your question.

[loz]

Well I keep pointing the remote at him but his bark is still as loud, I tried mute and that button don't work either.

It works on that annoying advert with the sergeant shouting at his men and the bark turns into a yap, but when I do it to Gordon he just turn at me and barks louder. I tried to feed him a cushion but that didn't work either.

Oh well back to selective hearing, I am getting pretty darn good at that now:

[Highlander]

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm off to the bunker

[GordonA]

Yeah, go on MATE, leave me to take the flak!! I'm really just a BIG ole Teddy Bear, honest!!  
Wait for my "new" Avatar pic, coming to a Forum near you soon, (well, as soon as the Guv'nor extracts the digit, that is).  

Bloody Hell, this Gordons Gin is strong stuff!!
Can't remember how to spell Hiccough!!
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[Karennina]

didnt someone say on here before there is a shop in Fetiyhe that mends remote controls, I asked the same question on here before, if you do a search it may come up.

[loz]

quote:Originally posted by Karennina

didnt someone say on here before there is a shop in Fetiyhe that mends remote controls, I asked the same question on here before, if you do a search it may come up.

Read my post, it was tongue in cheek: [)]

[Highlander]

Someone fetch a barrow we'll wheel him round and see what can be done

[KKOB]