TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE
A New two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real man. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts)
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too Can Do housework
MEN 103: PMS - Learn to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to getting In At 4:00 am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life: Learn To Cook
EAT 101: Get A Life: Learn To Cook II
EAT 001A: What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT To Act Like an Arse When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What's Was Yours Is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SE#X101: You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SE#X102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 101 How to Put The Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) See Electives Below
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212: You, too, can be a designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of begging Is NOT Considered As Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II
Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking With Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 104: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-Law
MEN 232: Appear to be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there:
1 MENtal Illness
2 MEN strual Cramps
3 MENtal breakdown
4 MENopause
5 GUY oncologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all women's problems start with men
