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Offline Firo

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« on: May 01, 2011, 19:54:18 PM »
They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',


I put,

'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable horrible persons, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Lloyds banking group, Ireland, Portugal and half of fxxxxxg Eastern Europe!'

................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.



Offline BM06

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 20:03:59 PM »
Funny that Fi, I just put I live in azooooo ma looo ;):D

Offline Highlander

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 20:19:53 PM »
Nicely editted Firo :)

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 21:20:53 PM »
:D:Dpmsl firo, you have only written what a lot of us have thought. My other half nearly fell off his chair when I read your post out to him. :)

Offline Karennina

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 21:39:15 PM »
I did too Jacx pmsl :Dwell done Firo that you had the courage to put that on your form.:D:D

Offline Colwyn

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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 05:37:10 AM »
You forgot the Windsor family.

Offline Tineathers

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 12:22:51 PM »
it might not be acceptable, but it is true  :). Very funny.

Offline Bluwise

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »
Spot On!

Offline Colwyn

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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 12:54:26 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

Nicely edited Firo :)

Nice one yourself, H.

Offline legless

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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 21:22:58 PM »
I bet osama bin laden wish he hadn't filled his census form in now

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