I heard that the fashion Guru Gwok has been signed up to do a make-over on Bin Laden, after which Bin Laden will be dueting a tv theme tune with Dennis Waterman.The royalties from the duet will finance his trip to the moon, on a double decker bus, to meet up with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
I know this is true because I heard it from a waiter, who heard it from a bar man, who heard it from his brother, who heard it from his sister who lives in Ponty Pandy.