Author Topic: Bin Laden: The Real Story (Read 1443 times)

Colwyn · « **on:** May 05, 2011, 05:39:03 AM »

Since there are so many stories about recent events I thought CBF members might care to make their own carefully considered contributions. I am trying to make up my mind over these possibilities.

A. Bin Laden is still alive.

B. Bin Laden died years ago.

C. Bin Laden was killed by Americans on 1 May 2011.

D. Bin Laden does not and has never existed; he is a figment of Americans' imagination.

E. America does not and has never existed; it is a figment of Bin Laden's imagination.

I am sure others can add equally realistic scenarios.

scorcher · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:06:49 AM »

Hopefully Colwyn you will soon be well enough to pop along to your local snug and get the real, well informed truth over a pint or two of " Old Growler ". I think we should be told..... ! I wish you a speedy return to health. ps no mention of Lord Lucan in any of this as yet ?

Colwyn · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:44:40 AM »

Are you suggesting that the excruciating boredom of being stuck in my hospital bed for coming up to ten days is showing in the increased triviality and silliness of my posts - even exceeding my usual performance? Probably right.

Gorgeous_bird · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:45:13 AM »

I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!

desmartinson · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2011, 07:32:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!

Pretended to walk on Abby, explain please[?]

scorcher · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:07:57 AM »

Nurse... ! Don't just lie there man - sort out the rosters or something ! and keep smiling 'cos we are all with you !

Highlander · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:35:14 AM »

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Originally posted by desmartinson

quote:
Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!
Pretended to walk on Abby, explain please[?]

Des - many people around the world do not believe that America landed on the moon and that it was all stage managed 5 months before the end of the decade because JFK had said it would

usedbustickets · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:52:05 AM »

Sorry to hear that you are laid up, but you will soon be out and back in full vim, I'm sure. As to Bin Laden anyone who is anyone knows that he Jordan's new love interest, and that the two of them are set to launch a range of Fitness and Bomb Making DVDs, a range of Islamic Beauty Products, and will appear together sometime in the next month on the Jeremy Vile show to announce their engagement. But further rumour has it that Peter Andre, Jordan's ex is due to appear to expose his transvestite behaviours, as a spoiler to the engagement annoucement. Now that's the sort of news I am sure you are getting enough of with Day Time Telly .... yes it gets so boring you'll even watch Lorraine and Jeremy Vile:D

desmartinson · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:52:45 AM »

fine John,but why would they have 12 men(allegedly) do it and 16 moon missions in all, seems a lot of trouble and expense to me, surely one scam would have been enough.

scorcher · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2011, 09:37:13 AM »

You might care to share the following with your fellow sufferers Colwyn 'cos I know you appreciate any thing remotely royal !
The Middleton girls are now called the Wisteria sisters - attractive, fragrant and an amazing ability to climb.......

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