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Offline Highlander

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« on: May 11, 2011, 22:10:47 PM »
I was intrigued by the task in The Apprentice this evening. For those you didn't see it, the task was to design an "app" for the mobile phone industry.

So for a bit of fun, hopefully, what "app" would you think could achieve global dominance.
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Offline Ian

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 22:13:10 PM »
Rumours not Fleetwood Mac (from Calis Beach) :D :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 22:30:01 PM »
I'd like an app that I could instruct to vacuum, dust and have the dinner, not only prepared, but cooked for me coming home from work!
Think it would catch on????????
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 22:46:01 PM »
How about a "stupid and pointless business speak sayings to be used at the start of a new series of the apprentice to make everyone think you are a nob" generator?
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 22:46:32 PM »
I'd create an app of ridiculous anecdotes for ridiculous idiots to quote on grossly exaggerated CVs !
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 22:48:49 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

How about a "stupid and pointless business speak sayings to be used at the start of a new series of the apprentice to make everyone think you are a nob" generator?


great minds!
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 22:49:07 PM »
Quite [:o]
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 22:51:18 PM »
But as you posted 30 seconds before me it's your idea and as I can see it would catch on you would be minted!
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 22:54:02 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

I'd create an app of ridiculous anecdotes for ridiculous idiots to quote on grossly exaggerated CVs !

You would get them all off The Apprentice application forms then. Some of the things they put are embarrasing.

As for developping an app how about an EPK detector. It could vibrate in your pocket if you are within 20 yds of one or as you walk into thier bar giving you the option to turn on your heels. 8)
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 22:56:02 PM »
Your battery would be flat in no time :D
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