1. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
2.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and laxatives on the same night.
3.You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
4.A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is NOT, repeat, NOT a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
5.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
