The woman on the till at Tesco told me she was heading south that evening to Newcastle Airport as she and her friends had saved £600 by avoiding Scottish airports. I told her that was a coincidence as we were heading there too, 48 hours after her. When we got there, all the people parking up in the long stay car park and dropping off their car keys seemed to speak with Scottish accents, and the same in the check in queue.
Scotland's favourite airport. Newcastle.