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Offline GordonA

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« on: August 15, 2011, 13:15:08 PM »
I asked the wife on Saturday night what she would do if I won the Lottery?
She replied, " I would have half, then leave you ".
I said, "Righty O, I've just won a tenner, here's a fiver, now p--- off!!"   ;)
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Offline Highlander

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 13:20:11 PM »
Gordon !
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Offline Sandrats

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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 17:38:33 PM »
My missus asked that if I won the lottery would I still love her, I said of course I would.  I'd miss her but still love her!
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Offline Ian

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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 17:49:34 PM »
Loz - got a very good deal there  ;)
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