I NO COME WOK TODAY!
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I
really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me rampant, uninhibited sex, Everything is better, then I feel able to work, why don't you try that?
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at wok soon.....By the way,....You got reely nice house'.
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