I worked as an usherette at our local theatre when Ken Dodd was appearing. My normal finish time was 10pm and I threw my toys out of the pram when the Manager told me I would have to work late that night!
However,as Marina said, I never stopped laughing from start to finish - I liked his line 'you know when you're going home after a late night out, and you see the milkman delivering... No? Well, you will tonight' lol!! How right he was!