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Offline GordonA

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« on: October 03, 2011, 09:45:10 AM »
We had a short 2 night break in Hisaronu, & I could hardly believe what I was hearing at breakfast this morning;

The following conversation actually took place at a table behind us in a restaurant this a.m.;
 1st lady; "Oh, I had a terrible dream last night, we were caught in a Tsunami!".
 2nd lady,; " My God, what happened?"
1st lady," We were in a kind of cellar, when  all of a sudden a Tsunami came up & swept the little shack away, with all the other people, it was awful."
2nd lady,; That is terrible, but at least you are all O.K. I'm so glad you are all safe !!"  8)

I just couldn't resist it, I turned around & said, " For fecks sake, it was a feckin' dream !! ", Embarrassed looks all round . Silly mares !!  :D: :)

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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 09:56:31 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was sitting with my friend having breakfast in a nice restaurant in Hisaronu. We were having a quiet chat when this horrible man at the next table broke into our converstion and started shouting and swearing at us. Shan't be going there anymore. I'll find a nicer resort to dream about.

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 09:58:34 AM »
How did the tsunami get up the mountain?

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 10:01:54 AM »
It was a mountain of water.

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 10:02:47 AM »
Ah ok. I'm just glad they are safe.

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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 10:19:19 AM »
They're safe now, a big yellow van, driven by men in white coats, came and took them all away !! :D: :)

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 11:10:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Colwyn

I had a dream last night that I was sitting with my friend having breakfast in a nice restaurant in Hisaronu. We were having a quiet chat when this horrible man at the next table broke into our converstion and started shouting and swearing at us. Shan't be going there anymore. I'll find a nicer resort to dream about.



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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 11:34:12 AM »
I thought they only had a toonarmy in Newcastle ;) ah well one lives and learns:D

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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 13:41:02 PM »
Plus one extremely embarrassed wife!  I just can't take him anywhere: :)

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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 18:03:03 PM »
Poor Lorraine, bet you had to have a sneaky if embarrassed, laugh though.




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