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« on: October 10, 2011, 20:58:29 PM »
From reading Rimm's topic it appears we all agree that Dalaman Airport is, on the whole, crap. But surely amongst us there are numerous examples of airports elsewhere that do something worse  :)

I'll kick off with Puerto Plata aiport in the Dominican Republic, who beat Dalaman's charging for luggage trolleys by allowing a huge angry mob of strangers to almost physically prise your suitcase from your grasp while demanding money for carrying it 30 metres to your vehicle.




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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 21:24:19 PM »
Tunisia was not much fun.  Spent so long in queues that had to rush into duty free like I was on a trolley dash.

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 21:25:23 PM »
I am not at all well travelled but Sumburgh Airport does seem to have more than it's fair share of jobsworths per square metre:(

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 21:27:58 PM »
Even worse thsn Puerto Plata is Mytilene airport in Lesbos.  When we were there there was only 1 departure lounge for 4 flights?  It didn't even have enough seats for 1 flight let alone 4 and they were the old wooden ones :(

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 21:38:30 PM »
Very similar situation in Zakynthos (Zante) airport last time we were there.  Jokingly referred to as 'Thunderbirds are Go' by the tour reps.  Again, queuing outside to check in, struggling to get to check in desks for the arrivals coming in opposite direction!  Again, one small deparure lounge for all the flights.  And a long walk to the plane, one time in pouring rain!   :)

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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 21:46:29 PM »
As I briefly mentioned in Rimm's topic - Rhodes airport is awful - dozens of queues at dozens of check in desks, everyone appears to do as instructed - be there two hours before departure but it seems that no desks open till about an hour before - so the check in hall is absolutely heaving with people standing in a queue going nowhere. Once your desk does open you slowly get to the front but there is no luggage check in - everyone queues up again at a huge bag drop queue. Once through, it doesn't get any better - there's almost nowhere to sit and people are lying all over the floor - it looks like a war massacre scene :-\

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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 21:47:44 PM »
Santorini, where 2 flights arrived at the same time & a single luggage carousel that was barely big enough for half a flight. The people whose cases were on the belt couldn't get near for the rest of the crowd. Result around 10 passengers stood at the belt calling the names from the tags & cases were passed over heads until they reached their owners.

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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2011, 22:13:36 PM »
Dabolim aiport Goa India and also Bombay India
Talk about jobsworths!! Entrance to Airport you must show ticket to Guard before allowed anywhere near doors, then security screening, but only through your own airlines scanner, all hold luggage must then have a security seal on. Proceed to check in ,Big queues all merging into each other, while waiting, fill in embarking form to be handed in at passport control,, Much later!!,
Hand tickets etc over at check in desk, suitcase has seal, check, handbag, hand luggage, carrier bag, anything not to be checked in should have had a tag and stamped by security earlier, So if you didnt get done same time as checked in stuff they will supply but with lots of the nodding of heads Indian style, bit like the old nodding dogs.
I am not racist My late husband was Indian
Proceed with boarding cards to passport control, a big Big queue. Just as you near the front theres a tannoy announcement to let all the people who have been held up checking in etc has priority as flight departing, so back to end of queue
Customs asking where you are travelling to, Turkey I said, but you dont have Visa, the reply, But I dont need, I have Residency Visa and anyway I could buy visa in Turkey, I said. 30 minutes and much more nodding of heads later they let you through
Get tags on bags stamped again and passport looked at.
Queue again for another security check Go into a booth for a scan and hand baggage x rayed, ladies get a private booth. Men just the usual wand waved over them in public, any lighters in bags confiscated
Enter lounge and the hand luggage tags are scutinised and stamped again. Buy new lighter, or maybe its a second hand one confiscated earlier! who cares by then, Phew Nearly there
Flight called, Go to gate, Another look at tags on bags and stamped.
Another security search Ladies in Booths. Men in queue, they dont seem to worry at this point that you have obtained a new lighter and have that in your bag Stamp tags on bags again!

Out onto runway where they wave you in a vague direction where your plane is, ok . But can be confusing when you are on Monarch and there are 2 Monarch planes sitting there
Sit on a boiling plane for 30 minutes minimum While people are wandering around shouting, wheres this plane going??
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2011, 22:52:02 PM »
Some years ago I flew out of Fair Isle " international " airport. No crowds , no duty free to fret about and the landing strip shared with cows and skylarks. One Land- Rover fire appliance of mature years and one passenger " lounge " of the tin variety boasting one sofa,two wooden chairs, table plus visitors book.For nervous fliers an Elsan was provided and for the even more nervous, a Bible.What a change from the norm. Happy days ! You can keep your Dalamans etc.!

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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2011, 22:58:01 PM »
That's weird. A gentleman I work with alot made that trip recently. Had the seat next to the pilot:D




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