Sorry for the delay in coming back to this thread, but I have been otherwise engaged laughing at Man U. At least us Gooners managed to score two goals in our Nightmare match:D
Anyway OPO you are right on the saturation point for some areas of Hisaranu, which has not been helped by the economic problems reducing the number of vistors since 2008. The point you made about people going into debt to launch a business in Hisaranu is right, and not the first time I have heard it. Not helped I am told by the ridiculous rents charged for business space in the area:-\
Highlander, you have a very exacting list of requirements for me to meet for your ideal bar. So I can't pretend I can meet all of them, but can I recommend the Caribbean bar near to the taxi rank at the bottom of the main strip in Hisaranu. Only problem is that I cannot remember the name of it, which is a common problem for me these days!!. But when the Present Mrs Tickets arrives home, she can tell me (as she always does) and I will post it. Anyway a great bar, good service, and with live reggae/calypso music in the background, quietly and beautifully performed by the owner, occasionally supported by his son.
Out of a number of choices of restaurant, I think I'd recommend Del Boys Restaurant. You could only get away with that name in Hisaranou

, although they are trying a rebrand to a more Turkish name, but no shock when I say I can't remember that name either:D. Anyway the food there is good, plenty of choice, reasonably priced and good service. One possible downside is that it always seems to be busy, but that is probably a good sign ... enjoy.