Dear Sky News
I am living in someone else's country and therefore not paying National Insurance contributions in the UK anymore. Now they want me to pay for medical cover over here - like they are asking the locals to as well. But I am British, why should I. What a liberty. Can you come and film us, a change is as good as a rest so we're going to Cafe Sol for a change of scene from the bar we usually go to every day. Later we'll deliver a petition to the man who sorts out all the block paving here.
I moved here for a stress free life, with all this going on it's little wonder I'm not in hospital.
Regards
Johnnie Expat