Those familiar with Mrs Scunner will have noticed her great skill at getting things wrong. At a restaurant last night (Titanic, Stoop - brilliant) the girls immediately asked the waiter for the wifi password which he gave them.
5 minutes later he came back, gave a cheery thumbs up and asked "Have you Internet?". Two girls and dad replied "yes thanks". Mrs Scunner looked shocked and a tad confused.
"Why are you telling him that?" she asked. "No, we haven't eaten yet".
