The story I was reading on the BBC News website just before I came here was asking the "Do people really eat deep-fried Mars bars ... or is it an urban myth? The answer, in the article, was a resounding "Yes". But the identity of people are is less clear. Some may be English tourists seeking the authentic Scottish experience! That's Scotland in a nutshell - Wee Jock with a deep-fried Mars bar up his kilt. Should be on McGill postcards