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Offline johntaylor49

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Testicles
« on: June 23, 2013, 08:31:15 AM »
For all those who joined the debate in May about the Sea temperatures in June and that bathing much prior to the 20th could result in not seeing ones testicles again until October I have the following to report:-

a) Mrs Meldrew said she wasn't fazed by that at all and
b) Entered sea off Calis Beach on 17th and to my delight although not as warm as September suffered no testicular damage
c) Entered sea at Gemiler on 20th and found that my testicles delighted in the warm Mediterranean Sea

So many thanks for the advice from everyone, particularly Scunner and Jacqui both of whom seem to be testicular Consultants of great accuracy  :)

Just hope it isn't too cool in Cappadocia or it will be the Hamam and not the pool there for sure!

Meldrew



Offline laurack

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2013, 12:43:55 PM »
Went in at home here in Cornwall  2 weeks ago and it was 11 degrees!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till August when we come out!!!!!!!!

Offline Bluwise

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2013, 12:56:47 PM »
My husband went in the sea in Lanzarote and declared his testicles resembled corduroy dumplings. In fact, he said you could strike a match on them.p ;D

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2013, 13:11:18 PM »
I hope you and your testicles will always be very happy     ;)

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2013, 13:15:23 PM »
Pictures?

Offline Bluwise

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2013, 13:33:46 PM »
Pictures?
;D ;D Suzz you crease me......

Offline KKOB

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2013, 14:35:41 PM »
I'm disappointed. I thought we were going to have a discussion on Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Offline Stan

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2013, 14:38:55 PM »
Went in at home here in Cornwall  2 weeks ago and it was 11 degrees!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till August when we come out!!!!!!!!

Probably the same time as the testicles come back out !   ;)

Offline micky mouse

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2013, 18:48:16 PM »
Watch tv at 9 oclock tomorrow night and you will see testicles the largest in the world a guy living in vegas his balls weighing 10 stone this a fact and a true story.He does not have to long to live unless the hospital consutant can come up with a remedy to his problem.Not quite sure which channel its on but it starts at nine oclock tomorrow night should be intresting to watch.

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2013, 18:51:40 PM »
I for one, do NOT want pictures. Put the iphone down. Now.





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