Bad enough that we are bombarded about this birth by the other sections of the media, in particular the lickspittle BBC, but now its started in my my island of sanity CBF..... Oh woh and thrice woh!!
I would like to see the press pick up and report on this event in their more usual reporting style..
IMMIGRANT FAMILY ADDS ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED
German Greek immigrant family Saxe Coburg have added another child to its long list of family recipients of state handouts. This follows their recent narrow escape from the government capping of benefits to £25k, and their fear that they would need to move out from their multi bedroomed palaces homes in and around Westminster in west London.
A former west London neighbour Mr Abu Aqata said from his Jordan prison cell, "This just shows how the country is going to the dogs. My family have to suffer in a six bedroom home on the new capped benefits, whilst this lot get away with at least three west London homes and at least three homes outside of London on almost unlimited social security payments, and a nasty habit of dodging taxes where they can, it's a disgrace, and somebody from the DSS should be asked to explain the double standards applied to state handouts."
We did approach the pensioner head of the family, Phil The Greek, for comment, but he declined any comment other than to tell our gallant reporter to "sod orf". Phil's eldest offspring said they were entitled to the payments, particularly since his mother had started to pay some tax on her multi million benefit payments.