Easiest Job

[Rimms]

Russell Brand's hairdresser

[GordonA]

Bouncer at Mothercare !!

Rimms, why do you have my pic as your Avatar ?? Just curious like . 

[Jacqui Harvey]

The guys who survey houses.  They get money for all rope and have a million get out clauses.

[Highlander]

Antique sellers - riip off merchants the lot of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selling a load of old tat that you could just as easily find at any car boot sale   

[echogirl1]

Solicitors, specially conveyancers, who make their extras out of asking stupid questions, that require at least 2 letters (bearing a 1st class stamp). The last ones I had were two separate letters, 1 about the sale, and 1 about the purchase, posted at the same time!

[Scunner]

Antique sellers - riip off merchants the lot of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selling a load of old tat that you could just as easily find at any car boot sale     

If they didn't get there first

[savoyboy]

Setting the price of effes and watching calis forum talk about it for a year,priceless

[Scunner]

Watching them set the price of Efes for the season and hold ranks for at least the first 20 minutes.

[hillbillybill]

Calis snow-plough driver?

[Menthol]

One of our ex door supervisors now works at a Spearmint Rhino.

His job is to sit in the dressing room and 'look after the girls'.

This is his recent passport photo.